all around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces
i’m convinced denzel crocker is the reincarnation of uther pendragon
i snorted so hard i gave myself a nosebleed thank you
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Just reblogged this shit four times in a row… Keep it up guys
I’m just waiting for us to brake the notes
The Origins of Heterosexuality.
OH MY GOD
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED